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Joke of the Day

"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"Gas is so cheap right now, I just buy a new car when I run out."

"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."

"What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea? ALLAHPOO AKBAR!"

"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."

"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."

"What does all pirate music have in common? It's all played in the high C's."

"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""

"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"