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Joke of the Day
"Been coughing all day. Can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie."
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"What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay"
"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."
"My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza."
"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"
"Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny"
"my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin"
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."
"How do you greet a German baker? Gluten Tag"