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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a government consisted of burglars? A thiefdom."
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"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"
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"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"
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"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"
"As a farmer I've heard lots of jokes about sheep. I told them to my dog but he'd heard them all."
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