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Joke of the Day

"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."

"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."

"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"

"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."

"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"I remember when my dad was a drinker I also remember when he was a alive."

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"What would happen if a rodent were to crawl into, and die in, a piece of equipment made by Dell? ... it would create a fell Dell smell."