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Joke of the Day

"Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed? Because they finish each other's sentences"

"What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights? Make blonde jokes!"

"Inside jokes [deleted]"

"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"

"Throughout the summer Trump's campaign was on the gas pedal... But now they have turned on Cruz control."

"I like telling car salesmen ""Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car"" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do"

"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."

"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."

"New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57)."

"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."