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Joke of the Day
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
Next Joke
"Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary? Because you left before I even finished my sentence"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."
"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."
"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."
"old people love to comment on news stories ""these are sad times we're living in"" like humans only recently started being pieces of shit"
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."