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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."

"Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-""Double-D""-2?"

"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."

"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"

"This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days."

"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Two condoms are walking down the street and stop outside of a gay bar. The first condom turns to the second and says, ""Do you want to go in and get sh*t-faced?"""

"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."

"Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one."