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Joke of the Day
"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"
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"ISIS Awards Night: The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight."
"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."
"Life is like a pipette filler It sucks."
"What finally killed Captain Hook? Jock Itch!"
"I'm such a crastinator... I'm way too busy redditing to go Pro!"
"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"
"Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste."
"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen..."