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Joke of the Day
"What website are the germans least likely to laugh at? Neingag."
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"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted people"
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"
"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."