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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."
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"[hat shop] OWNER: Sir stop or I'll call the police UNICORN: [surrounded by damaged hats] No one will believe you"
"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."
"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."
"My friend's father is a Jew.... which makes him Jew-ish."
"*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*"
"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."
"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"
"On your first day of prison, go up to the biggest, scariest guy there, and ask him ""Have you heard of updog?"""
"My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia. Which I replied, ""Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia."