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Joke of the Day

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"

"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."

"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick."

"I'd be the X-man who was always pointing out the continuity flaws in our storyline"

"I don't take my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping."