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Joke of the Day

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining."

"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"

"Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male."

"Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says ""Barack Obama 2016"" and buckle up for the ride of your life."

"Beginning to worry that, on my deathbed, I'm going to be just lying there, refreshing twitter."

"Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives."

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"