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Joke of the Day

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."

"The last fight I had with my wife was my fault. She asked me what was on the tv. I replied, ""Dust."""

"Clones are people two."

"Why do birds live in nests? Because they can't afford houses in this economy."

"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."

"I thought I had a fantastic cheese joke... But it wasn't very Gouda."

"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."

"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""

"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."