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Joke of the Day

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"

"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."

"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"You couldnt even have sex with me if you were the last person on earth! Good. Im not a necrophile."

"""I'm sorry I could never do that for you,"" said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space."

"I was gonna go on a double date the other day... But in the end I couldn't find three other people to go with me."

"A young couple are in the middle of an argument... Man: ""Yeah well, your hemorrhoids are disgusting!"" Woman: ""At least they stay out of my asshole!"""

"[magician rolls over in bed] ""Last night was amazing"" Woman: Magical. Make me breakfast? Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]"

"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""