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Joke of the Day

"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."

"Why is imgur down? It was over *cat*pacity."

"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."

"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"

"I like my women like I like my coffee."

"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"I'm a Tumblr user and computer scientist, i'm boycotting binary computing."

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."