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Joke of the Day
"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."
Next Joke
"what did the homeless man get for christmas? hypothermia"
"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."
"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"
"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."
"If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them."