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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."
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"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"
"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."
"I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious."
"I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy"
"Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't."
"Worry: a waste of imagination."
"""Wow this pizza is amazing"" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough"
"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"