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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances Well, she's in for a shock"

"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."

"I just finished reading All Quiet on the Western Front... It was quite Remarque-able."

"Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says ""open wide"" & starts making airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date"

"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"

"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"

"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet... ... and others wet themselves thinking no one would notice."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"

"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"

"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."