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Joke of the Day

"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"

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"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."
"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"
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