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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"

"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"I wish I could reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades Of Gray Like the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."

"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."

"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."

"Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left."