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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"
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"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."
"How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia? Carve a turkey"
"What does the Redditor do every morning? Hit the snoos button."
"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"
"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."
"If the salvation army wants a donation from me then they better get a kettle big enough to put my son in."
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."
"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"
"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"