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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading All Quiet on the Western Front... It was quite Remarque-able."

"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"

"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."

"Give me a few strong men, and I'll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I'll conquer the world."

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"The defense rests your honor. *camera pans to defendant taking a nap*"

"A lawyer walks into a bar. A lawyer leaves the bar. A lawyer walks into the bar. A lawyer fails the bar because he was drunk."

"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"

"What did the dwarf say to the drunk prostitute?. High hoe, high hoe..."

"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."