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Joke of the Day
"Him: Your beautiful.... Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!"
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"Adrian Belew He needed the money."
"Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony."
"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."
"Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus"
"A race between two lesbians and two gays... from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack."
"A masked insurgent goes home The insurgent knocks on the door. ""Who is it?"" asks a young woman The insurgent replies: ""I, sis"""
"What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear? A bi-polar bear."
"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"
"The kid who would burn his marshmallow to a blackened crisp and say ""this is how I like it!"" is in prison now"