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Joke of the Day
"If you ever get cold Just stand in the corner of a room, they're about 90 degrees."
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"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"
"Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck."
"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."
"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."
"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."
"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."
"Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders"