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Joke of the Day
"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"
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"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
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"What is a monkeys favorite candy? Rhesus species"
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"Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope."
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"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"