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Joke of the Day

"I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk"

"I always take my dates straight to the movies after dinner. That way she doesn't have the chance to ask me why I eat soup with my hands."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. German light bulbs don't break."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool..."

"Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim."

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."

"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."

"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."

"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."