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Joke of the Day

"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."

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"Which state has the highest suicide rate ? The Islamic State."
"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."
"Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass"
"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"
"MY VIRGINITY"
"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."
"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."
"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"
"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"