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Joke of the Day

"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."

"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."

"My girl told me to stop singing 'Wonderwall.' I said maybe"

"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus."

"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss"

"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"

"Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say ""well, she was always kind of like this."""