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Joke of the Day
"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"
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"New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub. It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns."
"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"
"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"
"Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings."
"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."
"What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass"
"Man in a pasture face down A man lays face down in the pasture with a backpack on his back and flies buzzing around him. Question: Whats in his backpack? Answer: Parachute"
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."