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Joke of the Day
"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."
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"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."
"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."
"I need to pluck my eyebrows before they cast Eugene Levy to play me in the movie of my life."
"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance"
"I'm a perfectionist when it comes to being imperfect."
"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"
"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."