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Joke of the Day

"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"

"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"

"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"

"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."

"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"

"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"

"We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator."

"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."

"I bet people who see Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich freak out over latte art."

"My Life. It said ""Submit a Joke."""