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Joke of the Day

"Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance"

"What do cannonballs do when they fall in love? They make bbs"

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"

"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"

"Bet you can't see your dick My colleague said to me, ""I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."" ""No, just your daughter's head,"" I replied."

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't, you get down from a Goose."

"The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon."

"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"

"MOM: Story time ME: Yay! MOM: it's called ""The Little Engine that Could, but doesn't cuz he's a little shit that won't move out"" ME: mom?"

"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"