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Joke of the Day

"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."

"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."

"[Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you."

"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"

"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."

"If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake... would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?"

"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."