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Joke of the Day

"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"

"me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon"

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."

"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."

"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"

"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."

"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "

"Nice try, horror movies, but the scariest thing I've ever seen is still a 4-year-old holding a sharpie without the cap."

"A lesbian couple and a gay couple had a race to see who could get across the country to California first The lesbians arrived first, lickity split. The gay dudes were still at home packing their shit."

"CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR"