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Joke of the Day
"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."
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"A man visited a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"
"Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals? If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee. I'll show myself out."
"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""
"I was running this morning.... I was running in the park this morning, I find it really hard to push myself. So I stopped so the police could arrest me."
"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."
"My friend's new girlfriend A buddy of mine was telling me about his new girlfriend, particularly that she likes to bake Italian bread and plays on a baseball team. I asked, ""Ciabatta?"""
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"