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Joke of the Day
"I need to pluck my eyebrows before they cast Eugene Levy to play me in the movie of my life."
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"There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."
"penis it's funny because I said penis"
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"Me: hello, police? I think I'm living with a murderer! Last night, she came home with a body... Crap! She just came in. Cat: *meow*"
"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"
"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."
"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."
"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""