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"A blind man walks in to a bar... ...and a chair...and a table..."
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"Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors"
"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."
"Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats? Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat"
"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."
"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"
"*is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*"
"My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels."
"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits."
"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."