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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"

"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"

"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"

"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."

"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."

"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"

"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."