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Joke of the Day

"*is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*"

"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Friend- ""God you eat so much. How do you do it?"" Me- ""It's easy, I just gain weight."""

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"

"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."

"Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time."

"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."