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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when an oil rig makes an inappropriate joke? Crude humor."

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."

"DATE: gonna grab my jacket and brb. you look great by the way ME (whispering to my suit made of chameleons): hell yeah keep it up you guys"

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party. I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet."

"Justin Bieber was ""Baptized"" last night.... Or as the church likes to call it... ""A failed attempt to drown Bieber"""

"How do you make a redditor impatient? loading..."

"I hate when the whole Internet mourns someone's death & I have to Google them to find out if they were a politician, an athlete or a Muppet."

"Everyone have a Good Friday! ...I'll show myself out"