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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."

"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"

"Big thanks to all the women out there who pretend that scrotums aren't super weird."

"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children."

"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."

"What do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A reptile dysfunction."

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."