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Joke of the Day

"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."

"I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again."

"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."

"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."

"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"

"Nuts. Two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted."

"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"

"Advice for guys When a girl says you that you're going to far, she actually means you are coming to close."

"So 2 guys walk into a bar. ........that's pretty much it i'm still 17"

"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"