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Joke of the Day
"Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors"
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"Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber"
"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."
"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them Islands."
"I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb..."
"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."
"TIFU by eating someone else's subway sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."
"What does it take to claim the world record for 'most blowjobs in one hour? You need to be able to blow a lot of guys in quick suck session. ^^^yeah ^^^I ^^^know ^^^it's ^^^lame"