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Joke of the Day
"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"
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"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."
"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."
"Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!"
"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."
"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"
"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"
"How to 4-dimensional aliens get around? In Tralfamadoloreans."