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Joke of the Day

"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."

"What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive? A nissan [tree fiddy](http://www.motorstown.com/images/nissan-350-z-coupe-02.jpg)"

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"

"Donald Trump Trump never uses the washroom, ..... that's why he's so full of shit!"

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."