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Joke of the Day
"I'm like a fireman, I turn the hoes on."
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"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"
"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"
"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."
"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and says ""ouch"""
"What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink? Smirnoff ISIS"
"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"