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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."
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"What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume."
"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"
"Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4."
"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"
"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."
"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."