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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!"

"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."

"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."

"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."

"Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying ""Don't worry, we cleaned it up"""