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Joke of the Day

"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"

"So, I picked up a girl last night at a Rapture party and we went back to my place... When I woke up in the morning she was gone!"

"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"

"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."