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Joke of the Day
"What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink? Smirnoff ISIS"
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"The guy next door just put up his Christmas lights... I bet he's pissed because I beat him, I put mine up 5 years ago.."
"Bruce Willis marks his height on his bedroom wall. He started doing it 2 years ago & it's just an increasingly thick line at the same height"
"Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are."
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"what's black and white and altogether catchy? Ebony and ivory."
"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."
"Why pink camo? Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol?"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."