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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"

"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."

"Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa? Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you."

"Man's guide for a selfie: 1) Squint your eyes like your cool 2) Look off into the distance 3) Put your phone down 4) Don't take the selfie"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"

"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"So hoola hoops are a thing again... I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!"

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."