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Joke of the Day

"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"

"What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!"

"I don't like it when my phone puts a word in ""quotals"" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something."

"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."

"What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever."

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"I like my women the way... I like my wine...12 years old and in the cellar."

"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."

"Have you heard the joke about German sausage? It's the wurst."

"What is a cation afraid of? A dogion"