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"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"
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"The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin."
"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."
"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"
"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."
"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."
"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""
"Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok...[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*"
"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""
"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."