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Joke of the Day
"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"
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"Bought an elephant for my friends So I bought my friends an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet? I heard it's pretty Hoth"
"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"
"How do you take the letter ""F"" out of the word ""WAY"" ? There is no F in way."
"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
"I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists I will call it, Ji-hotties"
"If apples come from apple seeds and tomatoes come from tomato seeds, how come nothing is sprouting from the bird seeds I planted?"
"""I might be a sex virgin but I'm not a virgin at AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS!"" *trips on cape, knocks over table with punchbowl & cookies*"