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Joke of the Day
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
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"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."
"Go Pats! (I mean people named Pat. Can't be easy for them.)"
"None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight."
"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"
"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"
"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"
"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."